Just (T) Limbersnake smiles 'cause NEVER TSAed

Just  (T) Limbersnake smiles 'cause NEVER TSAed
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Monday, March 11, 2013

TSA has been exposed by an insider! The New York Post on March 9,2013,  published an op-ed from someone claiming to be a former TSA agent at Newark’s Liberty Airport, the same airport where TSA agents failed to detect a fake bomb sent through during secret test in February of 2013. According to the op-ed, such a mistake isn’t really that surprising considering the culture at TSA.

Below, The Blaze excerpted the 10 most shocking admissions the "leaker confessor" makes.

10. I’ve had to screen small children and explain to their parents I had no choice but to “check” them. I would only place my hands on their little arms and bottom half of their legs, and the entire “pat-down” lasted 5 or 10 seconds. This goes completely against TSA procedure.

9. Were you aware that you don’t need a high-school diploma or GED to work as a security screener? These are the same screeners that TSA chief John (Loaded) Pistole and Homeland Security Secretary Janet "Big Sister Naps" Napolitano speak of as a first-class first line of defense in the war on terror.

8. When there are internal tests, conducted by the Newark training department, it’s easy for us to cheat because they utilize our co-workers. You could be working with someone all morning, and then suddenly they’re gone. Word is passed around the checkpoint. Someone will saunter over to you and say, “Hey, it’s Joe. He’s got a blue duffel bag with a plastic grenade in it.”

7. We always said it’s not a question of if terrorists get through — it’s a question of when they will get through. The TSA feeling is nothing’s happened because terrorists haven’t wanted terrorism to happen. We’re not any big, hairy deterrent. It’s strictly for show.

6. Most TSA screeners know their job is a complete joke. Their goal is to use this as a stepping stone to another government agency where they can do even less work for more pay.

5. We screenwork in a culture where common sense has no place. All but a very few TSA personnel know they’re employed by a bottom-of-the-barrel employment agency of ill repute and debatable standing.

Our first question to anyone in a wheelchair is to inquire if they’re able to stand up for a pat-down frisking. If someone is in a wheelchair, he or she most likely can not stand. Not even Joe "Bite Me" Biden telling "Charlie" to stand, could get disabled, paralized "Charlie" to stand.  Even when they’re sitting, we’re required to ask them to move so we can check under their buttocks for items.

4. Supervisors play absolutely no role in day-to-day functions except to adminish you not to chew gum. Gum chewing is a huge issue with management since it makes screeners look like rednecks who have no place to chew tobacco and spit.

3. By goofing off and taking half-hour-long bathroom breaks, screeners can break the monotony. There is also a lot of ogling of female passengers by the male screeners. So, ladies, cover up your assets when you arrive at the airport. These guys are eyeballing you constantly.

2. Screeners start at $15 per hour, and there is tons of overtime — mainly because they are filling in for the many screeners who don’t bother coming to work. For every 40 hours you work, you receive four hours of vacation and four hours of sick time. They start at a measly $35,000 per year.  If you look like you never purchased suntan lotion, you are halfway hired when you apply.  Some 14,000 reside at Newark Airport.

1. One screener didn’t come to work for four weeks. When he finally reappeared, he asked for another week off. The answer was no. So what did this brainiac decide to do? He took another week off — and didn’t get terminated.
1A.  Since the cameras are constantly rolling recording our every move, we have to do something. If someone isn’t checked or even screened properly, the entire terminal would shut down, as this constitutes a security breach.
1B. A tiny number of screeners are delusional, brain-dead zealots who believe they’re keeping America safe by taking your snow globe, your 2-inch pocket knife, your 4-ounce bottle of shampoo and performing invasive pat-downs on passengers' children.

1C. The recent howling over the new rule allowing small pocketknives is truly overblown. Most of the public is unaware, but you are already allowed to bring scissors, screwdrivers, tweezers, knitting needles and any number of sharp instruments on board.

1D.  If a bodyguard forgets to leave his gun in the car, the metal detector goes crazy and makes everybody's day --- except the chump who loses his gun and gets in trouble.

1E. People have been caught falling asleep at the X-ray machine or even standing up on the job. They get written up as offenders, this goes into their file, and that’s the end of it.
Maybe someone was sleeping (or DRINKING HEAVILY?) at The NY Post when they "chiselled in stone" on the internet that Whole Foods stock shares slid $6.08 to $90.82! Sales may increase as much as 11 percent in fiscal 2013, compared with a previous estimate for growth of as much as 12 percent, the Austin, Texas, headquartered company said Feb 14. (If you were to "slide" down a mountain like THAT...no one would be able to see you, THEN a large blob of human-broken-boned hamburger with clothes would appear blobbing out bloodily on a TREE!)

Do you feel safer?  You should...TSA can catch the obvious skyjackers. I could not feel safer if I had electronic sensors build into my fingers like Roda the TV robot.  BTW the TSA might as well stand for "Tuff S**t America".  The "hue'n'cry howl of protest" eliminated some full-body view X-ray machines which were probably bought up for a penny on the dollar, then shipped overseas for high-profit sale.
May God have MERCY on Taxpayers and our souls!

 (1)http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/11/10-of-the-most-shocking-revealing-secrets-from-an-alleged-former-tsa-agent-its-all-for-show/

(2)http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/whole_foods_flops_mb0sPgBDa4n50g504DyktM?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite
(3)http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2012/12/police-nab-tsa-thief-with-bait-ipads.html

(4)http://news.yahoo.com/cops-nab-alleged-tsa-thief-hundreds-already-fired-161610572--abc-news-topstories.html

(5)http://www.electronista.com/articles/12/09/28/investigation.carried.out.at.airports.with.history.of.tsa.theft/......The Devilette Made Me Do It!

(6)http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/convicted-tsa-officer-reveals-secrets-thefts-airports/story?id=17339513